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This is Princess Ataxia, the Princess of Equestria! This profile is being written by one of her vassals. Hello!Name: Princess Ataxia!Gender: FemaleAge: ForeverLocation: Ataxia’s Castle, it’s where she lives. It’s a bunch of cubes stuck together that move around randomly, changing the configuration every once in a while. Sometimes it’s really hard to get around! At the bottom center of the castle is the gateway to the dark side of Equestria, where the orderlies live. That cube doesn’t move.About: The Princess is the kindest and most nicest pony in all of Equestria! For lots of years she’s been the paragon of kindness and niceness. She spends time with her subjects, young and old, rich and poor, bubbly and orderly, everypony there is! You know that whenever the Princess shows up, excitement is to be had! She’s known to be a little clumsy, though, but we don’t fault her for that! Everypony is a little clumsy!Princess Ataxia is an alicorn pony, meaning part unicorn and pegasus. A very rare combination! Unicorns are incredibly rare, and to cross-breed with pegasi even moreso! Because of her unicorn heritage, she is able to use the magic of shapeshifting, and is quite adept at doing so, if I say so myself! However, due to her aforementioned clumsiness, her body breaks apart rather easily. A simple reconstitution spell cast by one of her many earth pony vassals makes her whole again, though! She often expresses her desire to be part earth pony so she could use earth magic to put herself back together, due to how often it happens. Still, she’s quite content with unicorn and pegasus magic.The Princess loves tending to her princessly duties of keeping everypony of the land happy and carefree, on both sides of Equestria. The color of relaxation, green, is the color of our sun for a good reason, and shines brightly above us at all hours! I’m sure you remember when it was blue, right? How depressing! The Princess, with her many helpers hoof-picked herself, keep the lands together in harmony with great love in their hearts.Her cutie mark is a club symbol, which she keeps just under her left foreleg on her body. Like most unicorns, she moves it to where she likes it, and thinks it quite evocative! Always being the center of attention, the Princess’s charisma has no match! I can’t remember when or how she got it, though; I wasn’t born then. I think I’ll ask her later.Like everypony else, the one thing she fears is the individual she put in time-out many years ago. I think his time-out may be coming to an end soon, but I can’t be sure… I can only hope the Princess is as sly as she was back then.That should be all! This personal overview of our Princess Ataxia has been brought to you by Indexer #14, Defty Hooves. The Princess is currently available for an audience or questioning; please visit http://ask-princess-ataxia.tumblr.com/ if you would like to inquire about a topic. Thank you.

This is Princess Ataxia, the Princess of Equestria! This profile is being written by one of her vassals. Hello!

Name: Princess Ataxia!
Gender: Female
Age: Forever
Location: Ataxia’s Castle, it’s where she lives. It’s a bunch of cubes stuck together that move around randomly, changing the configuration every once in a while. Sometimes it’s really hard to get around! At the bottom center of the castle is the gateway to the dark side of Equestria, where the orderlies live. That cube doesn’t move.

About: The Princess is the kindest and most nicest pony in all of Equestria! For lots of years she’s been the paragon of kindness and niceness. She spends time with her subjects, young and old, rich and poor, bubbly and orderly, everypony there is! You know that whenever the Princess shows up, excitement is to be had! She’s known to be a little clumsy, though, but we don’t fault her for that! Everypony is a little clumsy!

Princess Ataxia is an alicorn pony, meaning part unicorn and pegasus. A very rare combination! Unicorns are incredibly rare, and to cross-breed with pegasi even moreso! Because of her unicorn heritage, she is able to use the magic of shapeshifting, and is quite adept at doing so, if I say so myself! However, due to her aforementioned clumsiness, her body breaks apart rather easily. A simple reconstitution spell cast by one of her many earth pony vassals makes her whole again, though! She often expresses her desire to be part earth pony so she could use earth magic to put herself back together, due to how often it happens. Still, she’s quite content with unicorn and pegasus magic.

The Princess loves tending to her princessly duties of keeping everypony of the land happy and carefree, on both sides of Equestria. The color of relaxation, green, is the color of our sun for a good reason, and shines brightly above us at all hours! I’m sure you remember when it was blue, right? How depressing! The Princess, with her many helpers hoof-picked herself, keep the lands together in harmony with great love in their hearts.

Her cutie mark is a club symbol, which she keeps just under her left foreleg on her body. Like most unicorns, she moves it to where she likes it, and thinks it quite evocative! Always being the center of attention, the Princess’s charisma has no match! I can’t remember when or how she got it, though; I wasn’t born then. I think I’ll ask her later.

Like everypony else, the one thing she fears is the individual she put in time-out many years ago. I think his time-out may be coming to an end soon, but I can’t be sure… I can only hope the Princess is as sly as she was back then.

That should be all! This personal overview of our Princess Ataxia has been brought to you by Indexer #14, Defty Hooves. The Princess is currently available for an audience or questioning; please visit http://ask-princess-ataxia.tumblr.com/ if you would like to inquire about a topic. Thank you.

BLORP!

BLORP!

Forsooth, this day I shall forever hold
close and dear to my heart,
my joviality shines like gold
and will never tear apart.

Do not weep, spry fillies and colts,
while at current the tales will end,
be patient and brave and remember what I’ve told,
as what brings such to life ‘tis children!

dr-bettymarian:

Hindentaxia

IVE DONE THIS LOADS OF TIMES! THANK YOU FOR THE HAPPY REMINDER!!

dr-bettymarian:

Hindentaxia

IVE DONE THIS LOADS OF TIMES! THANK YOU FOR THE HAPPY REMINDER!!

crystalinaneonsparkle:

You are a pegacorn princess.
Therefore we are PFFs.

HOORAY!

crystalinaneonsparkle:

You are a pegacorn princess.

Therefore we are PFFs.

HOORAY!

princess ataxiatales
AHH! SOMETIMES IT CAN BE RELAXING TO BE IN OTHER FORMS! HOW DID YOU KNOW? THANK YOU!

princess ataxiatales


AHH! SOMETIMES IT CAN BE RELAXING TO BE IN OTHER FORMS! HOW DID YOU KNOW? THANK YOU!

elnachato:

The lovely princess graces her citizens with a gentle passing of the wind.

I PASS THE WIND ALL THE TIME WHEN I FLY!! ITS SO SLOW!!
THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY PAINTING!!

elnachato:

The lovely princess graces her citizens with a gentle passing of the wind.

I PASS THE WIND ALL THE TIME WHEN I FLY!! ITS SO SLOW!!

THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY PAINTING!!

HE WAS MEAN AND PUT IN TIMEOUT